For some reason Dilbert is often the highlight of my day – today, not only was it funny, it was a close second to the actual highlight…
hot girl with soccer ball – topless 
Be careful.
There’s a tried and true strategy – if you can make someone hate you – like seething, passionate, fiery, murderous, contemptuous HATE.
you can get them into bed, 100% of the time.
I’ve never tried the strategy, because I’m not a fan of hate… but I’ve seen it work, and well.
Yup, you read that right
Here, from a guy who could care less about fashion, and who will probably not notice what you’re wearing beynd how much leg or breast it shows (that’s right, I’m blind to fashion – don’t care if it gautier or vuitton or wallyworld discount, because really, the only thing I notice is what colour it is in relation to your skin tone)
I notice you, yes… I appreciate funny things written on t-shirts… and the only thing vuitton says to me is you have horrible taste in ugly bags, and you’re willing to starve a small nation to prove it.
and then I read up on “vajazzaling”
that is – putting sparkly things around your vagina to make it more disco
to make it stand out more
to make it prettier
ouch.
gonna tell you right now?
I’d have a laughing fit.
I would fail completely to become excited, aroused or amused.
I suppose that would be a great way to ensure that I never touch you there?
I’d be too afraid of choking on a rhinestone, or chipping a tooth.
seriously.
groom, yes – keep it trimmed, or shaved, or whatever makes you happy…
but putting shiny things on with glue? On something you wouldn’t show the world? Where there is a LOT of sensitive skin that happily absorbs all kinds of toxins?
oy.
that’s just too strange. And possibly harmful.
How the HELL did Letterman convince Leno to do a commercial for his show?
What comes around goes around, I’ll tell you why…
alright – not really what I had on my mind, but I do like that song. Thank you RATT.
I’m actually thinking about traffic circles – they were VERY common before the late 70′s, when they were determined to be dangerous and difficult to navigate safely, and gradually they were all removed. After a period of time, they went from common to exceedingly rare – made sense, they really are dangerous, even with the safest of driving habits.
jump forward 30 years, and here they are again, with their simple, but difficult to negotiate safely nature…
wonderful how lessons of the past vanish in a short period of time, and people forget why the things vanished in the first place.
